*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*
Im always late to our scheduled meetings so after we finish up with our meeting she tells me that and asked for a present if im late… I said you right i should get you a flower… She says yea a flower would be nice as long as its not illegal 😑😱😝 She read the paper about me last year apparently…
You know its love when yall have sex and fuck up the sheets but still sleep in them. . Or nah lmfaooo
Don’t kiss her just to kiss her.
Don’t kiss her as a joke, a dare, or an experiment.
Don’t kiss her expecting something in return.
Don’t kiss her as a pass time, or hobby, or for bragging rights.
Don’t kiss her because everyone wants you to.
Kiss her because she’s beautiful.
Kiss her because her presence is intoxicating
Kiss her because her mouth curls upward like tendrils of smoke
Kiss her because her smile sets you on fire.
Kiss her because her lips are oxygen, and without them, you’ll suffocate.
Don’t kiss her because you can.
Don’t kiss her because you want to,
Kiss her because you need to.
TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES
How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition